The Executive Agency

CHEERS!

2008-08-22T05:02:00.000-07:00

CHEERS & Congratulations to each and every participant of Gang Wars 2008 and of Suburban Assassin 3.0 LEGACY.

It was another rousing success, and thanks to it's Agents, a total blast.
Here's the promised mother of all pictures from the conclusion of Gang Wars.

#2

In other news:

The Executive, will be taking a leave of absence from your ranks for undisclosed reasons, however, do not lose heart, another Executive is in training, and with your help and encouragement, Suburban Assassin shall live on.

Thanks for great times, great memories, and great kills.
Fight on cadets!

-THE EXECUTIVE

Post Scriptum:
Here is a direct link for download to your own encrypted machines.

GROUP PHOTO DOWNLOAD

GANG WARS 2008

2008-06-05T20:49:00.000-07:00

NOTICE TO ALL CADETS:

GANG WARS 2008 is on track and happening.

FRIDAY June 6th, 2008. After school 2:40 PM at Devonshire quad.

Meet there, bring your best guns, water balloons, and a fierce attitude. Prepare for all out water fights, capture the flag, drive by's, and roof chaos.

Just come, bring your friends, and have a good time.

MEANWHILE, Suburban Assassin 3.0: LEGACY carries on strong, at GWs all killing will be postponed for participants. Assassinations will take place afterwards, though take note the DRAMA AWARDS BANQUET is also a kill-free zone.

Thanks again and
Happy hunting cadets.

RULES POSTED

2008-06-04T04:59:00.000-07:00

THE RULES:

Newly updated, with the dead drop locker information. The complete Suburban Assassin 3.0: LEGACY Rules.

http://www.zshare.net/download/13089252b14ef902/

Simple anonymous link, direct download as a word file. Print one out. Carry with you at all times. Refer to in times of dire need.

READ THEM CAREFULLY and FOLLOW THEM.
Have a blast.

For convenience:

Dead Drop Locker:

The tournament begins with a single locker. Inside you will find a filing system, and a series of sealed envelopes arranged by alphabetical codename. You will take only your package, inside you will find the information for your first target. The game begins at 12:25 PM on June 4^th 2008.

Locker #: 1065

Combination: 0 – 22 – 36

The tournament begins 12:25 PM exactly.

Happy hunting cadets.

Expect frequent updates as the day progress.

NOTE:

Gang Wars 2008 will be returning for a brief hurrah on Friday. After school every watergun will be brought and a mighty showdown will take place. The largest water warfare battle ever on school grounds.

From 2:40 onwards.

Bring it.

NEW RULES INCOMING

2008-06-03T17:39:00.000-07:00

The new rules will be posted within the next 3 hours.
Be on the lookout. Read them well.

SUBURBAN ASSASSIN 3.0: LEGACY
BEGINS

TOMORROW JUNE 4th 2008 AT 12:25PM

Pick up kill assignments, load your water arms, and get ready to kill before then.

- THE EXECUTIVE.

SUBURBAN ASSASSIN 3.0

2008-05-31T18:32:00.000-07:00

Hello operatives,

A new generation is beginning. It's Suburban Assassin 3.0, updated rules, new dynamics, and a whole cast of new cadets. Let the killing begin.

Here are the basics.

SEND AN EMAIL TO OUR ENCRYPTED LINE:

Theexecutiveline@gmail.com

With these details:

Full Name
Codename of choice: MUST BE AN INTERNATIONAL CITY/STATE (e.g. Cairo)
FULL CLASS SCHEDULE WITH ROOM#'s (no exceptions)
Cell Phone Number
A recent photograph of yourself (face must be included) as an attachment.

NOTES:

A NEW UPDATED RULEPAGE will be sent out digitally upon the receiving of your information, as well as posted here for your convenience.

As a potential candidate for The Agency, you are responsible for supplying yourself with your own waterarm, and for COMPLETELY reading the rules. Any disputes will be settled by THE EXECUTIVE of the board of shadowy figures. Unsportsmanlike conduct will result in termination.

With the successful transferring of these important details, your enrollment as a Cadet of the Agency will be complete. An automated encrypted reply will follow shortly, with a copy of the rules and regulations.

As well as the location of the dead drop with the Kill Files.

Planned beginning of operations:

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4th. 2008.

By sending your email, you are agreeing to take responsibility for your actions, release The Agency of all liability in the event of your capture or death, and to have a great, fun, and safe time.

GOOD LUCK CADETS.
you'll need it.

Success and Great Fun!

2007-06-10T16:47:00.001-07:00

Thanks to everybody who came to the wonderfully successful first annual Gang Wars!

The administration bless their hearts gave us little to no trouble (they only raised objections to our Roof Squadrons, no worries). Lots of people showed up, not enough for a full FIVE POINTS match. But it was a brutal war between the Central Centurions and the Devonshire Dramatics. Ending in a hard fought stalemate.

Hopefully, the Agency will be putting on another match, with some tweaks to the rules, either during the summer or next school year! Be sure to check the blog for updates.

Some photos of the event:
(the digital was out of commission so you must settle for polaroids.)

Links for full size photos!
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/HuckabeeHouse/GWarsMap.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/HuckabeeHouse/GangWarsFull.jpg
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/HuckabeeHouse/GangWarsClose.jpg

MEANWHILE in the Suburban Assassin universe, the tournament continues, with the remaining cadets numbering in the single digits, the tension and paranoia are building to a final showdown. Be vigilant.

Cheers and good luck!

-The Executive.

Attention EVERYONE!

2007-06-06T20:44:00.000-07:00

Gang Wars 2007 begins

FRIDAY JUNE 8th at 2:40.

Everyone and anyone who is interested, meet at the Devonshire quad right after school on friday, bring all your friends and bring your best water guns. It's going to be an all out water war!

The gist of the game, is the entire school is divided into 5 points, or 5 neighborhoods. A gang rules over each hood, with gang lords and leaders. Then, they fight for superiority. Fun, simple, awesome.

Rules will be posted shortly. Tell everyone you know the bigger the better.

ROUGH DRAFT OF THE GANG WAR MAP:

Also, remember to friend the encrypted user profile
http://www.myspace.com/theexecutiveagency

for updates and announcements.

Cheers and good luck!

P.S. SA2: Silent Assassin goes well, be vigilant and watch your backs.

-The Executive.

Winner!

2007-06-05T18:08:00.001-07:00

Congratulations are in order for the winner and newest member of the Executive Agency,

Noah Averbach-Katz!

Also, to be mentioned are:

Zack Marlow-McCarthy
&
Jake Kurzweil

Winners of the MASS MURDERER award.

Cheers to all participants for a fun and exciting first match!

And remember to all those participating in the new match, SA2: Silent Assassin to check the dead drop tomorrow for the next level of paranoia!

CONSTANT REMINDER:
Bring all your guns and friends after school on Friday June 8th for GANG WARS, the next level of waterware!

Cheers and goodluck,

The Executive.

Tournament Status

2007-06-04T21:11:00.000-07:00

Hello Cadets,

Congratulations on a successful first day. There were some problems with the local authorities, but I think it adds to the game, perhaps some of our assassins should practice more prudence and subtlety now that their weapons are at risk of being confiscated daily.

For clarifications purposes here is a list of the dead, which will be continually updated:

Jasper Thelin
Kathleen McCormick
Corbett Elsen
David g Smith
Ryan Shaw
Michael Beuttler
Sam Trillo
Kathleen McCormick
Jesse Lerch
Jasper Thelin
Noah Averbach-Katz
Rose Pearson
Gabe Korty
Max Waterstone
Matt Firpo
Evan Walbridge
Jordan Sanchez
Zach Stewart
Hudson Sadlier
Keri Winser
Nico Daunt
Zach Greene
Aaron Weiss
Emily Mannheimer
James Peterson
Steve Wittman
Danny Maloney

[May Not Be Complete]

REMINDER:

Bring your guns on Friday! It's a coordinated Gang WAR. Bring your friends, bring your big guns. Friday June 8th is the First Annual Water War at Sir Francis Drake High School.

For all of those who could not participate, or who died off early, here is your chance to have some fun. There will be a mass water war right after school this coming friday.

Cheers and Good luck Cadets.

-The Executive.

RULES + REGULATIONS

2007-06-03T20:12:00.000-07:00

The encrypted link below is a complete copy of the RULES AND REGULATIONS of the SUBURBAN ASSASSIN Tournament.

http://download.yousendit.com/600AA26831D40311

Please read and abide all rules and instructions.

-The Executive

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

2007-06-03T20:08:00.000-07:00

For all Cadet's participating:

INFORMATION:

LOCKER #: 3137
COMBINATION 38-24-30

Please pick up your first assignments ASAP tomorrow.
The tournament begins 12 noon on June 4th 2007.

Cheers and Goodluck

-The Executive

Welcome Cadets.

2007-05-30T22:35:00.001-07:00

Welcome Cadets,

I am The Executive. I deal in death. If you are viewing this page you have been accepted into the Cadet training program for The Executive Agency. An organization dedicated to clean, concise, effective assassinations. The nature of the Cadet training program is essentially an elimination tournament where death could be around any corner. The grand prize, other than life, is acceptance into The Agency, as well as a Diploma and the title of SILENT ASSASSIN. Good luck Assassins.

Remember to keep in touch and keep The Agency updated with your stats by emailing in at: TheExecutiveLine@gmail.com

For more information visit our encrypted dummy public access page:
http://www.myspace.com/theexecutiveagency

COMING SOON:
Pictures will be posted of the basic ID Cards. Another set of the rules. And constant updates to the Suburban Assassin Universe.